Why "Ugh!" Again?

Because Ugh! is what I said when I first caught wind of the utterly lame passive aggressive organism spiel, and I'm not alone in thinking this particular storyline is a real buzzkill. It was the very asinine nature of the concept that prevented me from posting about it earlier.

Anyway, if you read the comment in response to the first link, you'll understand why I've connected the two reports and given that connection reaches across desperate sites and mediums (read: hard to orchestrate), I'm inclined to give it more credence than I would like. The order:

Lame pitch.

Here is the first third of the film…About one billion (yes billion) years ago, life on Earth was still at the multi-cell level and they remained mostly in their habitat. One of the organisms was more passive and preferred a symbiotic relationship for their survival.

Another (and there were more) was more aggressive and preferred to control larger beings for their survival. Back then, the world had only one continent. The two organisms were separated, for the most part, by land.

But the aggressive organism had developed a taste for the passive one and tried to feed on it as often as possible by going around the land mass. Until a cataclysmic event changed things, burying most of the ancient organisms under the oceans. The surviving organisms either died off or evolved (later becoming humans and what not).

Fast forward to present day and we have Japan discovering the passive organisms buried off their coast and eventually came to the conclusion that the American continents (North and South) had drifted over the aggressive organisms (more on them later) during the past billion years.

Japanese scientists begin studying this passive organism and find that it is a perfect nourishment supplement to humans. Grown in an agricultural field on the island of Hokkaido, Japan, these organisms create the appearance of cloverfields. The scientists learn that these organisms are beneficial symbiotic parasites that give us additional nourishment and make us feel happy. Thus humans and the parasites become one.

They are kept cold to prevent them from dying from exposure until they are introduced into their host. Thus the development of the awesome and delicious drink – Slusho! (It makes me happy).

Rob is a college graduate who has been hired by Slusho and has just accepted an offer to work in their technologies division in Japan. Rob also knows the basics of the organism, the story that Slusho “invented” as a marketing campaign and has recently been informed that the scientists have found trace amounts of the aggressive organism.

This aggressive organism likes to pool up into a larger being, control it, own it, even change it. It also eats the smaller passive organism much the same way a whale will eat plankton. Slusho is now one of the most popular drinks. In it’s own right it is a tasty meal that does not add fat and is proven to be healthy with claims that it cures cancer and many other diseases.

Slusho and it’s by-products are now being flushed (literally) into the sewer systems and drained out to sea by way of urine, fecal matter and just straight unconsumed Slusho. This builds up on the ocean floor and eventually awakens a very hungry and aggressive organism.

This aggressive organism, hungry and well, aggressive, follows the sewer trail back to New York and emerges through the sewers breaking and igniting a natural gas pipeline in it’s effort to feed on the passive organism, which is now us.
Anonymous confirmation of lame pitch.

Anonymous said...
As a former employee of Paramount-Dreamworks (great time to leave, right? haha) I've met tons of great, powerful people.Some of these people even greenlighted Cloverfield.I think I've met "John Murphy" if he's the person I'm thinking of.There was a guy on one of the various cloverfield forums that leaked this info (he read the outline, I believe). I think "John" summed it up nicely.The monster is a parasite. It loses it's skin which creates these insane little creatures that scurry around New York killing people and such.It's an incredible monster movie that won't dissappoint.See you on 1-18-08.
Separate but similar details from a site whose fortunes don't reside exclusively with 1-18-08 the movie.

You see that giant monster that emerges from the ocean to begin laying waste to New York City ... it didn't come alone.

According to "Mr. Slusho", much of the movie will revolve around the characters fleeing for their lives, not from the big one stomping the city, but from the "raptor-like" smaller versions hunting them down.
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